jokes

1>Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala:10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo2 kilo butter at Rs1.10 a kilo2 bars soap at Rs0.83 each“How much does that come to?” asked Larry.“Twenty-two rupees and thirty-six paisa.”“If I gave you three ten rupee bills, how much change would I get?” said Chota Santa.“Seven rupees and sixty-four paisa,” stated the Sabji wala who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.Chota Santa said, as he disappeared through the door, “Mujhe ye sab nahi kharid ne ka he.. mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework karna tha.“

2>Two neighbours had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.